Sports Direct offers coronavirus a place to exercise - ESUT PARROT

Sports Direct offers coronavirus a place to exercise

Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct stores are remaining open to thoughtfully offer the coronavirus somewhere to exercise freely. After Prime Minister Boris Johnson ruled everyone is only allowed out to exercise, Mr Ashley spotted that the poor coronavirus cannot walk a dog or enjoy a bike ride. So he has decided to unselfishly keep his shops open so the virus can jump around from one member of staff or shopper to another. Lorraine Fisher, 34, a spokesperson for Sports Direct, said: “We have racks upon racks of cheap Firetrap t-shirts and Lonsdale tracksuits where the coronavirus can lurk after being placed

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