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How to get the best possible start to the Cheltenham Festival this year

One of the most significant horseracing events in history will soon be here – the Cheltenham Festival 2020. For those who observed last year’s event, there were some sensational highlights, including the many wins that Willie Mullins achieved with Klassical Dream. Not to mention the other triumphs such as Nico de Boinville being crowned top jockey, and Willie Mullins being crowned top trainer with four wins in total. However, it’s not just the horse racing that makes up this world-renowned event. There are lots of other reasons to attend Cheltenham this year. Including the champagne, fantastic catering, children’s entertainment, or

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Custard shortage hits British supermarkets

Britain is facing a custard shortage after crops in Southern Europe were devastated by unusual freezing weather, it has emerged. Custard prices in supermarkets have already more than doubled, and retail experts say shelves could be empty by the end of the week. Households now face the prospect of enduring family favourites like apple pie or rhubarb crumble without the tasty yellow sauce. Problems emerged in Southern Europe, especially Spain and parts of Italy, where weeks of snow and ice caused the custard plant crop to fail in large areas. The recent harvest produced a record low yield, and import

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Biden’s Female Staff Warned To Wear Backward Wigs So He Doesn’t Sneak Up On Them

Sophia Momodu puts her hot bod on display in Maldives Island

Sophia Momodu is at the moment in Maldives Island on vacation with her friends. Sophia however didn't leave us out of the fun as she kept us up to date with photos of her beach outing... The mom of one, shared photos which sees her in a one-piece swimsuit show casing are banging figure.

Sophia knows she is hot and that's one thing she has been using to pepper her rivals. Such hot chocolate body!





Bloomberg Stops By Daytona 500 To Hand Out Speeding Tickets

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—After yesterday's race was rained out, presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg made a surprise visit to the Daytona 500 today as part of his campaign. “I saw a lot of people gathered in one place having fun,” Bloomberg told reporters, “which seemed a clear indication I needed to come by and fix things.”

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Woman celebrates divorce by throwing £500 bash for 50 guests including new lover (photos)

A makeup artist celebrated her divorce by throwing a lavish £500 party for 50 guests - including her new lover - and says the bash was better than her wedding.

Emma Barua, 29, had been with her former boyfriend for two years when they decided to get married to help him move from Australia to the UK so they could be together long-term in July 2017.

But after making the move, the newlyweds' marriage broke down 16 months after their fairytale £2,000 wedding and the couple filed for divorce in November 2018.

When she received her decree nisi and the divorce was finalised, Emma, from Brighton, East Sussex, celebrated with a bash for friends and family.


Donning a red floor-length velvet dress, the stunner marked the occasion by destroying a black heart-shaped pinata and cutting into a vegan dark chocolate cake on her own while guests enjoyed a DJ, balloons and party games.

Emma, who has since entered a relationship with new beau Angus, 38, said: "I wasn't sad and I didn't want people to be sad for me because I saw it as a celebration.

"The party was the complete antithesis of a wedding but there were certain things that felt similar.

"I wore a long red velvet dress and then changed into a short red number which was me saying 'I am embracing my freedom and feeling sexy and single again'.

"The day went by so quickly like a wedding day does, and I was running around trying to say hello to everyone.

"I felt happier on that night of the party than I did on my wedding day because it was just about me, not about me joining my life with someone else, it was all about my future and what it holds.

"People said I should get a pinata with my ex's face on it but I said I didn't want to do that because it's not about him, it was about me.

"I'd had amazing support from people around me and I had even met some amazing new friends along the way so I wanted to embrace this new part of my life."

Emma said her marriage broke down because the pair lost communication and trust but admitted the split was mutual.

After meeting her new boyfriend last May, Emma even celebrated leaving her husband with her new squeeze by her side at the bash.

Emma said: "I remember saying before my wedding 'this doesn't seem real'.

"We didn't have communication in our relationship anymore - I tried for months to find a way forward but eventually I decided I'd had enough."

Now Emma claims she can't see herself getting married again in the near future but hasn't ruled down walking down another aisle for good.

She said: "Maybe one day my views on marriage right now will change, but I would definitely recommend a divorce party to anyone who wants to mark the new phase of their life in a happy and joyful way.

"I'm already looking forward to helping a friend celebrate her divorce once it's finalised."






 With her new boyfriend


Agba Jalingo regains freedom after meeting bail conditions

Agba Jalingo, the publisher of CrossRiverWatch, has regained freedom after meeting his bail conditions.

Jalingo had spent 174 days (about five months) in detention before a federal high court in Calabar, Cross River, granted him bail in the sum of N10 million.

He was first arraigned on August 22, 2019, after he published a story, alleging that Governor Ben Ayade of Cross River misappropriated N500 million meant for the state’s microfinance bank.

Following an outcry, Ayade had denied involvement in the trial of Jalingo but said the Federal Government was behind the journalist’s case over his involvement in the #RevolutionNow protest led by Omoyele Sowore.


He was charged with conspiracy, terrorism, treasonable felony and an attempt to topple the state government.

The journalist was denied bail on two occasions by Simon Amobeda, a judge, who was caught in a leaked audio saying the journalist’s life was in the court’s hands.

After the recording was made public, Jalingo asked the chief judge of the federal high court to reassign his case.

Amobeda later recused himself from the matter following allegations of a lack of fair trial by the journalist.

Olakunle Churchill writes son as he turns a year older

Olakunle Churchill's son with Tonto Dikeh, King Andre is 4 today. And his father took to his instagram page to write an open letter where he made a lot of revelations and accusations.

He wrote;


''It is with the deepest and sincerest love, not just as a man, but as a father that I celebrate the one after my heart. Today marks the blessed day that my son King Andre breathe his first air in this world.
I therefore pray for the goodness of God upon your life to blossom, his protection, guidance and good health, continue to grow in the unprecedented grace of almighty God.


On this special day, there are some things I’d like to share..... even though my heart feel so heavy to say this but it's basically to shed more light to the darkness created by bitterness... son its is very imperative to speak to you at this point.

It's important to know that no child came into this world by the means of one entity; it’s always through the coming together of a man and a woman (parents). In addition, I want you to know that you have a father and he’s right here with you.

 I AM HERE FOR YOU IRRESPECTIVE OF CHALLENGES AND SITUATIONS between the union of my self and your mom.
The same blood runs in us, nothing can change that. No one can change your name or turn your face away from me, you are my blood and for ever you will be mine.


I remembered winning the judgement in court to have access to you two days before your 2nd birthday in 2018. The court insisted that your mother should grant me access to see you whenever I want through a Nanny, you can even visit me on holidays and other special events, also I was given your international passport and all your credentials after showing payment proves.

The condition was fine by me as a caring father, even though I have always wanted to have you by my side all day and all night, play together, tell tales and assist in your home works, instill the needed discipline but the situations at hand couldn't, because we need to respect the judgement to avoid contempt of the court.

Unfortunately my dear son, the agreement was breached by for flimsy excuses, I couldn't forget in a hurry the the fun we had together the last time we met; but today I must reiterate that all the excuses for the denial is basically unacceptable to me because I can't imaging the saying that you have no Nanny till this present moment simply because the court said we should always meet through the nanny. I’m taking my time to see that the court’s judgement is handled without troubles, I hope the court will have to review those conditions again .

King, you are my son and the love that exits between us is immeasurable and inseparable.
This is my prayer for you:
- Nothing in this world will deprive you of your kingly entitlement, and nothing can change who you are.

- You shall not be used as a tool of envy or hate. You are a loved son of his father.
-You will grow and be nurtured in the way of God and nothing can dim your shining light.
- I pray that you shall live to be a king, and follow the Godly footsteps that I’m laying for you today. I named you KING ANDREA for a purpose; because you’re royalty.
-May the Almighty God continue to bless and keep you safe, my dearest son.

I love you with every fiber of my being.
_
I promise to continue the fight for you because it is a good fight and by the grace of God we wining.
All the best in your pursuits
Happy Birthday, Son.
Your Dad, Churchill.





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It is with the deepest and sincerest love, not just as a man, but as a father that I celebrate the one after my heart. Today marks the blessed day that my son King Andre breathe his first air in this world. I therefore pray for the goodness of God upon your life to blossom, his protection, guidance and good health, continue to grow in the unprecedented grace of almighty God. On this special day, there are some things I’d like to share..... even though my heart feel so heavy to say this but it's basically to shed more light to the darkness created by bitterness... son its is very imperative to speak to you at this point. It's important to know that no child came into this world by the means of one entity; it’s always through the coming together of a man and a woman (parents). In addition, I want you to know that you have a father and he’s right here with you. I AM HERE FOR YOU IRRESPECTIVE OF CHALLENGES AND SITUATIONS between the union of my self and your mom. The same blood runs in us, nothing can change that. No one can change your name or turn your face away from me, you are my blood and for ever you will be mine. _ cont. from next post
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I remembered winning the judgement in court to have access to you two days before your 2nd birthday in 2018. The court insisted that your mother should grant me access to see you whenever I want through a Nanny, you can even visit me on holidays and other special events, also I was given your international passport and all your credentials after showing payment proves. The condition was fine by me as a caring father, even though I have always wanted to have you by my side all day and all night, play together, tell tales and assist in your home works, instill the needed discipline but the situations at hand couldn't, because we need to respect the judgement to avoid contempt of the court. Unfortunately my dear son, the agreement was breached by for flimsy excuses, I couldn't forget in a hurry the the fun we had together the last time we met; but today I must reiterate that all the excuses for the denial is basically unacceptable to me because I can't imaging the saying that you have no Nanny till this present moment simply because the court said we should always meet through the nanny. I’m taking my time to see that the court’s judgement is handled without troubles, I hope the court will have to review those conditions again . King, you are my son and the love that exits between us is immeasurable and inseparable. This is my prayer for you: - Nothing in this world will deprive you of your kingly entitlement, and nothing can change who you are. - You shall not be used as a tool of envy or hate. You are a loved son of his father. -You will grow and be nurtured in the way of God and nothing can dim your shining light. - I pray that you shall live to be a king, and follow the Godly footsteps that I’m laying for you today. I named you KING ANDREA for a purpose; because you’re royalty. -May the Almighty God continue to bless and keep you safe, my dearest son. I love you with every fiber of my being. _ I promise to continue the fight for you because it is a good fight and by the grace of God we wining. All the best in your pursuits Happy Birthday, Son. Your Dad, Churchill.
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Caroline Flack 'hopeful, but so weak' on final holiday before her death (photos)

Caroline Flack flew to Barcelona with a friend a week before taking her own life, it has been revealed.

Flack took her own life at her London home on Saturday after she was told she would face trial for the alleged assault of her boyfriend Lewis Burton - a charge she denied and Mr Burton did not want to pursue. 

Sam Campbell had taken Flack along with her on a work trip to help keep her spirits up, but found the Love Island presenter was 'calm and hopeful, but so weak' even while away on holiday. 

Writing a tribute to her friend on Instagram, Ms Campbell said: 'I’ve lost count of all our holidays and trips. 


'Last week she tagged along on a work trip to Barcelona with me. Waiting in the hotel while I did meetings.


'We went on a tuk tuk, walked, saw the sights, went to a house of curiosities and got our caricature done.

'We’d go for dinner then watch Ab Fab till we fell asleep.

'She was calm and hopeful, but so weak.

'I’m so so glad she came and we got to have one more adventure together and a few last laughs. I miss you so much already xxxxx.'






DJ and Primal Scream producer Andrew Weatherall dies at 56

The DJ Andrew Weatherall has died today at the age of 56. He had suffered from a pulmonary embolism and passed away in hospital.

His management confirmed the tragic news in a statement, writing: "We are deeply sorry to announce that Andrew Weatherall, the noted DJ and musician passed away in the early hours of this morning, Monday 17th February 2020, at Whipps Cross Hospital, London.

"The cause of death was a pulmonary embolism. He was being treated in hospital but unfortunately, the blood clot reached his heart. His death was swift and peaceful.

"His family and friends are profoundly saddened by his death and are taking time to gather their thoughts. Further announcements regarding funeral arrangements will be made in due course by Andrew’s press officer, James Parrish."


Wife brutally publicly shames cheating husband - but some say she's gone too far

A devastated woman took drastic measures to publicly shame her husband after discovering he cheated on her.

The anonymous woman got her revenge by spray painting a message on their mattress - and it wasn't pleasant.

In the message she explains what he's allegedly done and says she's told their children everything.

While some have praised her bold step, others are worried she's gone too far.


The message, written in red paint, reads: "I changed the locks [his name]. Take the bed to [her name]'s house.

"Slut. I’m divorcing you. I told the kids what you did in our bed and they don’t love daddy anymore."


But it's not just the neighbours who saw the damning message.

She also shared a picture of the damage to a Reddit thread anonymously, titled "Let's bring the kids to this".

But users were divided by whether she did the right thing.

Many people called out her husband's behaviour, with one person saying: "Why don’t the kids deserve to know that someone important in their life is a bad person. I mean I wouldn't tell them details, but if they already know what sex is, they should know that their father did something wrong."

A second agreed: "The kids deserve to know why their family is getting split apart. Obviously you have to cater somewhat to their age, but kids are smarter than we give them credit for".

But not everyone is in favour of the impulsive revenge.

One person said: "This is anger and hurt in action before thinking."

And another said: "Shaming your partner for cheating is fine in my book but your kids deserve to have a good relationship with their dad, not have him slandered for something that had nothing to do with them".

Whilst others were more interested in how neat her handwriting was.

"It actually looks like she wrote the first sentence, took 5 to chill her beans, then came back with the 2nd wave in an even more frantic mood, just going off the width of the lettering alone."
And a graffiti artist even commented on the "amateur job": "As a graffiti artist, I can tell you that’s not practiced at all lol. It's an amateur job, mostly by the lettering.

But her consistency for line width is better than average, the only reason i see for the words in the first two lines being blurry, is because the writer is shorter, and they couldn’t get good can control standing on their tip toes. Not the work of an experienced vandal, but maybe this isn’t the first husband she’s had to evict with such flair, so she’s written on a mattress or two before".